A lot of people don't know this, but I'm typing to you from the future. In fact, if you're reading this anytime after 6 PM (EST) on the 31st, I'm already living in 2009.
A lot of people are probably wondering, what is the future like? Well, some type of "de-evolution" has apparently taken place, and now everyone speaks Spanish. Also, the TV shows are terrible, and soccer is the most popular sport. I fear my only hope is to build a time machine and stop these tragic changes from taking place.
